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MAYA GAGA
leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

sassbama:

iconic

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

galefray:

Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women.

For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.

hoekage:

captionless selfies???? who the fck do u think you are mona lisa

ohdaesusie:

beatngu:

bitches be havin names like London and Paris but really look like Chicago and Detroit

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batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

tomhazeldine:

you little shit.

givemeinternet:

My new favorite gif

givemeinternet:

My new favorite gif

edgebug:

hugging people who are shorter than you and resting your chin on their heads ◕‿◕

hugging people who are your height and resting your chins on each other’s shoulders (◕‿◕✿)

hugging people who are taller than you and resting your head against their chests (✿◠‿◠)

hugging (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

vrlotos:

dutchster:

heydiddlehiddleston:

does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like 
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck

they’re called intrusive thoughts and apparently are very common

all right so I’m not going crazy…sweet!

ckeichan:

STEVE CARRIES THOSE PICTURES EVERYWHERE. ;___; 100 YEAR OLD BFF 5EVA

ckeichan:

STEVE CARRIES THOSE PICTURES EVERYWHERE. ;___; 100 YEAR OLD BFF 5EVA

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MAYA GAGA

A Man Chooses. A Slave Obeys.

- Andrew Ryan