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MAYA GAGA

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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ryannxp:

this is important

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

methhomework:

public service announcement 

fuckyeah1990s:

Angelina jolie 19 old, By Michel bourquard 1994

sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

fuckmeshrek:

GET OUT ME LOBBY

fuckmeshrek:

GET OUT ME LOBBY

fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

unclefather:

this is a wizard

unclefather:

this is a wizard

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MAYA GAGA

A Man Chooses. A Slave Obeys.

- Andrew Ryan